'Shop Contest_ Draw Me Like One Of Your Orlesian Qunari_ The Winners!
January 01, 0001 | By **A. Sinclair**
From the sexiest scene in Dragon Age history comes the sexiest ‘Shop Contest in Kotaku history. This week’s winner? w69 slot ทาง เข้า Mr. Sexy McSexerson the Third. That’s his real name, but on this website he goes by Greg the Mad. In this week’s contest that madness led him in the right direction, by which I mean amateur hardcore Dragon Age porn. In this — and only this — instance, that 
is the correct direction to go in. Congratulations, Mr. McSexerson the Third! Long may your family name stand for the ultimate in sexiness and quality hair care products. This Week’s Other Winning-ish Entries blazeeee1 — for trying to play Inquisition on a tablet. Eigt — for the beginning of the Freddie Prinze Jr. parade. Frank Hackett — for continuing the Prinze parade. Megakay — for making it all 
better. Taurenrider — for the sexytalk. MDan — for luck. Philo_Fortuna — wrong game, good sir! Kaeiba — drawing for non-drawers. Chrury Sanson — for close enough. mac46 — for calculating the size. pottman — the Prinze parade never stops! unsaved_progress — Prinze! Prinze! Prinze! Xerokitsune — Prinze! Prinze! Oh, wait. mpar — for turning the tables. Nobody Ever — because I laughed. uscg_pa — I first thought he was buying lube. Arch Duke Maxyenko — for the happy trees. BruceWayneByDay — though it’s almost too sexy. Jooki — for MS motherfuckin’ Paint. metroidzer0 — for Mario Paint and a raging Bowser. Hundredgunner — for a pinch of Curry. Der-Klein — for going all abstract on us. yono all app Monochrome — for the second Iron Will entry in this contest. Life is good. Ihsus — as creator of the Kotaku fish, this yono all app pleases me greatly. Cartoonivore — for thinking outside the two boxes. ForeverWhatever — because Liefeld kills everything he touches. Velthaertirden — because penis. Acme64 — because this had to happen. sciteach — for coming incredibly close to winning. I actively agonized. and finally… Greg the Mad — for the win! Join us tomorrow, when we might do something related to glowing red things.
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